My sister, Sierra, has told me yet another whopper of a story. She now claims she was abducted by aliens.
"I had just come from the summer festival and I had just finished whipping Jules MacDuff's butt in one-on-one soccer. He had no chance against me and he knew it. When I powered my last kick past him, he said, 'You're better than everyone on our team.' Pathetic little wimp. Anyway, I had beat him badly, embarrassed him, really, and I had come home to rest."
"I went outside to enjoy the crisp cool night air when suddenly I heard a noise. I looked up to see what it was...
"I was like, no, it couldn't be... but it was. Definitely an alien spaceship."
"It beamed a laser down to me. I tried to run, I tried to escape,
but the light was too strong... it scooped me up before I even knew what
had happened."
"I don't know the alien's name, and I don't even remember what
happened once I was on the ship. I guess I blocked it out or
something. All I know is that I was gone about an hour earth time."
I don't know whether to believe Sierra or not. She's told so many wild stories it's hard to keep count.
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