April 6

I've finally figured out why Ashley bothers me so much. I did some snooping. Well, before you call me Sage Cheesman, P.I., I only did some light browsing of online profiles and Little Miss Ashley has one. She's evil???? Sheesh, no wonder why I don't want my brother anywhere around her. That is if she's telling the truth. And I suspect she is, for once. Alexandra who? This girl is a nightmare come to life. The worst part is, my brother makes a beeline for her everytime she's around in the dorm. It's a complete mismatch and everyone can see it but him. Even Alex herself has called time out on this one, and he's not listening to her, either. I have no real issues with Cheri, although I can't say I know her that well. Ashley, quite frankly, gives me the creeps, in more ways than one. I'm not sure about Kay's guy either. Harold Assange, from the frat. He asked her out on a date, and let's just say it didn't go well. At all. By the time he asked her, all the venues they could have gone to were closed. They did go bowling but it seemed like he was more interested in the bowling ball than in Kay. So when Kay came to me to rant about her awful date, I just let out a deep sigh and smiled. Hate to say it, Kay, but I told you so.